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A Cricket Quotes Series – Part 3 : Funny and brilliant

A few more quotes in this Funny Cricket quotes series

Cricket Quotes : Part Three

As we continue our series on funny quotes from the game of cricket, here are some more after the part 2
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Derek Randall to Dennis Lillee after being hit on the head by a bouncer

“No good hitting me there, mate, there’s nothing to damage

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John Arlott on Clive Lloyd’s batting.
A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick”
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Ian Chappell on Phil Tufnell the England spinner

“The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn’t fielding”

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Ian Healy on Shane Warne

“Shane Warne’s idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand”

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Patrick Moore in his book A Little Bit of Cricket Wit

“I’m confident they play the game in heaven. Wouldn’t be heaven otherwise would it?” –

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Malcolm Nash after being hit for six sixes in an over by Gary Sobers in 1968

I suppose I can gain some consolation from the fact that my name will be permanently in the record books”

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Greg Chappell on his form.

“I can’t really say I’m batting badly. I’m not batting long enough to be batting badly”

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Viv Richards to Sunil Gavaskar.

Once Gavaskar decided to come at four drop to get some form back.India went into bat and lost both openers for 0, and Gavaskar had to walk in at 2/0.

“Man, it don’t matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero.

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Merv Hughes the Australian fast bowler after Graham Gooch had played and missed some of his deliveries

I’ll get you a piano instead – see if you can play that,”

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